Growing up I wanted to be a professional hitman. In 1994 The Professional, a fantastic movie came out – my dream come true. It was many years ago that I have seen the movie, but the little girl taken under the wing of the tough teddy bear of a hitman will always be with me. It was how I wanted to be, tough but nice on the inside, and a hitman.
This is not what I have become. I never started my hitman career although I have thought about it now and again and realised as long as my eyesight is good and my aim is great it’s never to late to start a new career. I may wait untill the kids move out so they are not suspicious and ask to many questions as I build by secret weapon room under the greenhouse like Brad Pitt did in Mr.and Mrs.Smith. Besides, the added age will be a plus. After all who suspects grandma to be the wanted hitman?
Where am I going with this? Well Norway last July there was a mass murder and people are calling him crazy. They want to say how radical he is, out there, racist, terrorist. Anders Behring Breivik. They want us to believe something, that he is…
Different than the rest of us.
But he’s not. Guess what friends. Lets be honest – as honest as we are on the internet anyway. I have discussed starting a secret network of people on the internet – a web site where people initiate contact on the site, leave information about known pedophiles and their whereabouts and make a donation for their extermination. The web site idea came up as a joke after many discussions about why the heck can cops find normal people who download music and film on the internet but can’t find or follow a pedophile that downloads, uploads and shares child or infant porn on the internet? Big brother can record and check all phone calls made all over the world, listen to cell phones, track us with microchips, read our e-mails, see what we watch on tv send commercials to our tv they know we are interested in and follow our cookies BUT they can’t take down an illegal porn circle? Strange isn’t it. Or maybe I am just silly! CIA, FBI, SS and so many more collect and watch and listen but can’t find… you can see where this is going. Anyway my friends and I thought we could start this little web site, to take care of the men and women that are invisible to the law but are seen by real people – hurt and destroy real lives.
Does this make me a possible psychopath? Maybe a future mass murderer? Terrorist? Racist? Conservative? Right wing? Extremist? I am sure there is a stamp to put on me, several probably. But for now, I am still just boring and pretty darn normal = not famous or crazy enough to be famous yet. Not a hitman. Just a citizen wondering how the real criminals always out smart the law.
- WTF Were You Thinking?: Crazy Woman Tries Hiring Facebook Hitman To Kill ‘Somebody Wearing Fur’ (geekologie.com)
- Is an assassination of Breitbart really that farfetched? (halfsigma.com)
- Idiot Hitman Uses “HitManForHire” Domain Name [Bad Ideas] (gizmodo.com)
- How much does it cost to hire a hitman? (thezigzagger.com)